They should really pass out barf bags in church
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
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Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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