He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
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