My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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