But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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