R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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