So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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