That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
the liver wants what the liver wants
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You ruined the universe
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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