she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
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Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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