Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
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