Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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