theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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