I need help removing her.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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