ya dads aren't the best wingmen
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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