So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
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Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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