these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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