he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
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I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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