my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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