loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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