I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
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im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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