I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
whose ass print is on the piano?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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