Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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