yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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