i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Randomize
