i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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