Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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