i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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