I'm drive I can fine osifer
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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