some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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