also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Everclear isn't food dammit
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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