We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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