I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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