I cannot find my penis.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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