After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.