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• (925): View more from California

  Should I have kids to fix a relationship??

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right

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• (206): View more from Washington

  She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator

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• (619): View more from California

  Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"

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• (949): View more from California

  You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!

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• (951): View more from California

  isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity 

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina

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