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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.

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• (516): View more from New York

  onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?

  (443): View more from Maryland

  he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?

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• (760): View more from California

  she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  My farts smell like burning tires and false courage

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.

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  Wait till you get home.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.

  (330): View more from Ohio

  YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR

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