He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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