Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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