I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
