it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
50% drunk capacity currently
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Randomize
