His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
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It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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