I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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