she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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