we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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