Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
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I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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