help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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