On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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