and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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