I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
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I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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