How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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