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turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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