are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
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You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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