Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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