come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
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There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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