Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
barbara walters just said penis...
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
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