we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
