period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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