Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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