also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
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I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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